Harley was overstuffed and woozy for two days. My little cocker spaniel ate at least three nearly-complete pies (blueberry, pumpkin and mincemeat) and a bag of potato chips. But this particular morning, I slept late. The next of the funny sonnet poems was inspired by my dog, Harley, who gorged himself silly after tearing open two bags of trash on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving. Now that you've read a classic - and had a bit of instruction - it's fun to take that form and apply it to a contemporary creation. by William Shakespeare Art © Denise Rodgers Funny Sonnet Poem #2 AFTER TURKEY DAY So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest, Nor shall death brag thou wanderest in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou growest. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. A Not-So Funny Sonnet Poem: Shakespeare's Sonnet #18
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If you read these poems with an eye to learning how to write sonnets yourself, so much the better! Click here for more examples of Shakespearean sonnets. After you read one by the master, you can scroll on down and read some new and not-necessarily-improved sonnets. The only thing that makes this sonnet funny is the kookie portrait I drew (check out the crazy picture of the bard, below). If you want to learn how to write a sonnet, it's best to start with the master. Should we start with the real thing? Why not! Here is an example of a bona fide Shakespearean Sonnet, written by none other than Shakespeare himself. Here is a naked example: Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum. So "iambic pentameter" would mean a line of verse consisting of five sets of syllable groups, all stressed and unstressed. (The "penta" part means "five," as in the "Pentagon," which is a five-sided building housing the Department of Defense in Washington, D.C.) Pentameter simply means a line of verse with five groups of two syllables (for a total of ten). That refers to two syllables, one stressed, one not stressed. Once you know this, you can go out and impress your friends! (If you have more than one.) Iambic Pentameter Now we're getting into some pretty heady stuff. To borrow from the example above, the lines would have an "A-A" rhyme scheme. Quatrain A quatrain is four lines of verse with this rhyme scheme: A-B-A-B, meaning that the first and third, and second and fourth lines rhyme.Ĭouplet A couplet is two lines of verse that rhyme. What the heck is a quatrain? Here are the definitions:
Learning how to write funny sonnet poems is good clean fun - and it costs virtually nothing! I will give a few definitions and then I invite you to try your hand at writing one of your own funny sonnet poems. Sound crazy? (Or unintelligible?) It's not. A sonnet (funny or otherwise) is a poem made up of three quatrains (in iambic pentameter) followed by a concluding couplet. If you'd like to know how to write a sonnet, however, you have to know what it is. Permissions Funny Sonnet Poems: Some Instructions. Poem and Art by Denise Rodgers Copyright©Denise Rodgers All rights reserved.
The effort’s huge I have to rack my brain.īut I persist, my fourteen lines now done. I’ve tried to write this new form several times. One ending couplet, after three quatrains. The A-B-A-B form consumes my time.īut I’m not done until there’s fourteen lines. The rhythm flows like wind at my command. And so I sit, today, with pen in hand, Composing three new quatrains with a rhyme. To learn new forms and grow is quite a must, But I will learn it quickly, I can tell.
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LEARNING TO WRITE A SONNET The sonnet form is old and full of dust And yet I want to learn to write one well. Funny Sonnet Poem #1: How to Write a Sonnet It's a sonnet that explains how to write a sonnet. We'll start with my own instructional sonnet poem. You take the archaic form and make it your own. That is why I'd rather write some of my own funny sonnets. I usually have to look words up when I try to read them. They were probably wonderful in their time, but the language is practically foreign. Why do I like to write funny sonnet poems? I must admit that I've always thought that sonnet poems were just a tad archaic and boring.